White and Nerdy [MM]*
They see me mowing my front lawn
I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy
I wanna roll with the gangters
But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy
First in my class here at MIT
Dice skills I'm a champion at D&D
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40 oz just having Earl Gray Tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people begging for top eight spaces
Yo, I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still where braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonaise
I'm a whiz at Mind Sweeper and I play for days
Once we see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers moving so fast I set the place a-blaze
Have a killer app I haven't run
At Pascal well I'm number one
Do [] calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gack but I got a sodering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping-pong
I can ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Javascrip as well as Klingon
You see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy
I'd like to roll with the gangters
Although it's apparent i'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy
I been browsin', inspectin'
X-Men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me board
Shopping online for deals on some writeable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized the Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I gotta business doin' websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even did a homepage for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, Pop
Hope no one sees me, get freaky
I'm nerdy in the extreme
whiter than sour cream
I was in A/V club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear
They see me strollin', they laughin'
An rollin' their eyes cause I'm so white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow I'm white and nerdy
I'm wanna bowl with the gangsters
But oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy
Think i'm just too white and nerdy
Think i'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy
- "Weird Al" Yankovic, Straight Outta Lynwood (2006)
* [MM] - Music Mondays
Okay - so I'm guessing I know what is nerdier. That I took the time to figure out all the words (expect two I can't make out, that's where the bracket's [] are - if you can figure it out, let me know) or that I like Weird Al. Anyway, now you too can rap along with Al's next big hit! Woot Woot!
Shawn
I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy
I wanna roll with the gangters
But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy
First in my class here at MIT
Dice skills I'm a champion at D&D
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40 oz just having Earl Gray Tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people begging for top eight spaces
Yo, I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still where braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonaise
I'm a whiz at Mind Sweeper and I play for days
Once we see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers moving so fast I set the place a-blaze
Have a killer app I haven't run
At Pascal well I'm number one
Do [] calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gack but I got a sodering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping-pong
I can ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Javascrip as well as Klingon
You see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy
I'd like to roll with the gangters
Although it's apparent i'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy
I been browsin', inspectin'
X-Men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me board
Shopping online for deals on some writeable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized the Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I gotta business doin' websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even did a homepage for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, Pop
Hope no one sees me, get freaky
I'm nerdy in the extreme
whiter than sour cream
I was in A/V club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear
They see me strollin', they laughin'
An rollin' their eyes cause I'm so white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow I'm white and nerdy
I'm wanna bowl with the gangsters
But oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy
Think i'm just too white and nerdy
Think i'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy
- "Weird Al" Yankovic, Straight Outta Lynwood (2006)
* [MM] - Music Mondays
Okay - so I'm guessing I know what is nerdier. That I took the time to figure out all the words (expect two I can't make out, that's where the bracket's [] are - if you can figure it out, let me know) or that I like Weird Al. Anyway, now you too can rap along with Al's next big hit! Woot Woot!
Shawn
posted by Shawn White | 9/25/2006 07:29:00 AM
10 Comments:
LOL! Stephen will appreciate you acting as "interpreter" since he said he couldn't understand a word of what Weird Al was saying! : )
Have a great week!
lol - i hope so :)
you guys have a good week as well.
Shawn
Thanks for posting the lyrics so I could have them up while watching the video. Cool! After watching it again ( a couple of times) I only have one different line. Instead of:
"Ain't got no girls but I still where braces"
I think it's:
"Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces"
Not really important, but a little funnier.
Thanks Laura - I'll switch it back. I originally had "grill", but I kept hearing an "s" at the end, so then I thought he might be saying "girls". I'll change it to "grills" - now I'm only missing the one word before Calculus. I tried doing a search for different types of Calculus, but I couldn't find anything that matched it.
Shawn
I thik it's "AP" club (Advanced Placement), not "A/V" club.
Thanks anonymous - but in fact he does say "A/V Club" and not "AP". If you pause the video you see that the yearbook does show A/V and also you see the students gathered around a film projector.
Shawn
Sorry for my mistake. I realized you were right after I sent the message. You did a great job with the lyrics! Thanks.
Anonymous - No need to apologize. Thanks for the input as well. I haven't updated the lyrics yet, but after I bought the CD yesterday and checked the lyrics in the liner notes against what I have posted, I have several mistakes. :) I guess I should send an apology to Weird Al! lol
Thanks for contributing.
Shawn
Great job with that. Davina had me watch the video last week. Too funny!
I think I might be white and nerdy too. :P The part about the Ren fair just makes me laugh, but I also relate to that too much. hehe
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